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Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:00 pm
by creshka46
In BC 2960, Adam Young appeared to a group of Ancient Near Eastern farmers and revealed to them the metal commonly referred to as Copper. There is general consensus among ancient historians that this was the single event which initiated the Bronze Age.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:10 pm
by scrapper2010
In second grade Adam Young gave his calculus teacher a detention.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:13 pm
by Madwest
It is no coincidence that "Adam O. Young" is an anagram for "You a God Man"

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:14 pm
by barrytrot
Rodebaugh wrote:When Adam gives you and indian burn a fire actualy starts.


And it always forms the shape of an Indian head cent or Buffalo nickel depending on Adam's mood.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:24 pm
by hobo finds
Search found 114 matches: +adam +young :lol:

and Search found 139 matches: +portland +mint

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:27 pm
by Thogey
The moment he was born, Adam Young took his first breath and then smacked the obstetrician's ass.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:29 pm
by barrytrot
Thogey wrote:The moment he was born, Adam Young took his first breath and then smacked the obstetrician's ass.


But not rudely. He did so as a "buddy slap" because she was using copper tongs. Adam was like, "great job doc, way to use copper!"

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:35 pm
by Thogey
My kid just read this thread and said he wants to grow up to be Adam Young.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:52 pm
by TXBullion
The dollar coin production stopped because the mint realized that each one that made it to adam young was being turned into 100 pennies each time he stared one down

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:05 pm
by scrapper2010
Justin Bieber has a poster of Adam Young in his room.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:11 pm
by hobo finds
He was not afraid to talk to Newsweek! http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2 ... ickel.html

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:20 pm
by hobo finds
He lives on Penny Lane

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:37 pm
by hobo finds
He has more than $28.95 left on his paypal :lol:

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:44 pm
by shinnosuke
hobo finds wrote:He has more than $28.95 left on his paypal :lol:


Dude, that is so funny. This thread just keeps getting better.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:34 pm
by John_doe
slickeast wrote:Mirrors don't show his reflection. They are too scared they will get it wrong.

He doesn't cast a shadow.

He doesn't leave footprints in the sand.

His DNA is unknown.



he can see himself in the mirror, but only when he wants to have a staring contest with a worthy competitor

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:45 pm
by mtldealer
Ok here we go...
When Adam won the discus in the olympics it was with a copper disc. At the podium he turned his gold medal to copper just by wiping his sweat on it.
(I have been watching this thread for a while. Kudos to all of you. This thread made me laugh)

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:48 pm
by Thogey
This past Sunday,

Adam Young flew to Vatican City to bless the Pope.

Then, Adam made it to Michigan in time to sign Dale Earnhardt Jr's helmet........Before the race!

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:03 pm
by John_doe
hobo finds wrote:He was not afraid to talk to Newsweek! http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2 ... ickel.html



but newsweek was afraid to talk to him............

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:24 pm
by John_doe
adam made victor d brenner put his intitials on the front of the cent.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:39 pm
by John_doe
the mayan calendar ends at decemder 21, 2012 because adam told them to stop.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:31 pm
by Rodebaugh
When your wife makes love to you she pretends your Adam Young.

When you make love to your wife you also pretend your Adam Young.

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:41 pm
by ScottyTX
Rodebaugh wrote:When your wife makes love to you she pretends your Adam Young.

When you make love to your wife you also pretend your Adam Young.


Scotty<-------votes this as #1, I just now figured out why my wife kept calling me Adam last night..... :oops:

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:51 pm
by Thogey
Rodebaugh wrote:When your wife makes love to you she pretends your Adam Young.

When you make love to your wife you also pretend your Adam Young.


So who does Ray pretend to be Adam Young? :lol:

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:53 pm
by sparechange
The government offered to fly Adam to Hawaii for a G8 meeting, His response: "No thanks, I'll be walking."

Re: adam young

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:57 pm
by TheJonasCollegeFund
Thogey wrote:The moment he was born, Adam Young took his first breath and then smacked the obstetrician's ass.


I was told he smacked the good looking nurse's ass! TWICE!