1. No, we don't have a single half in the bank, but we'll certainly give you a call if we get any!
2. We don't have any halves but we do have one silver dollar. I'll take it. D'oh! That's not silver. Oh, and we're not supposed to sell stuff to you if you don't have an account. What?!?
3. Let me go look. Yeah, we have $30. Do you want ALL of those? Wow. And sure, we'll call you if we get any more.
And... haha... there was a voice mail at the house by the time I got home... "Sir, we don't normally get any halves, but right after you came in, we got $18 worth... so you can come get them whenever."
Apparently the ENTIRE town had $180 in halves. At least that means there probably aren't any other sorters here.
