US Mint guard steals $2.4 million over 3 years!

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http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news ... 03286.html

The short version of the story: He was stealing defective presidential dollar coins and selling them to error/variety specialists. For 3 years! You have got to read this article. One especially funny part:

“I ain’t talking to nobody,” Gray said when reached for comment... He remains free on $50,000 bail until his Dec. 20 sentencing..."

Sources say he paid the bail with dollar coins.
I could write for Conan, I tell you!