Bin Laden was a Joke

[beauanderos]

Since none of us are providing the voice for the AFLAC duck:

"Hey, did you hear the news? They're thinking of shutting down Seaworld Pakistan. Apparently a group of highly-trained seals killed a bunch of people."

"White House analysts are actually surprised it took so long to capture and kill Bin Laden. The Pakistani's were ready to give him up for Lent."

"They actually thought about mounting this special ops two Sundays ago... but the Easter seals weren't able to rise for the occasion."

It's Ratings Week for television, and the execs are worried. What are they going to do to top Will and Kate, and then Bin Laden? They were thinking about running with the story about the group of researchers attempting to clone a dinosaur and bring it back to life, but were disappointed to learn the scientiests had given up on the idea. The consensus was that no one alive today would get Milton Berle's humor anyway.