401-Keg Plan - How college kids are taught about investing

Feel free to post your economic, business and political news, reports, and predictions concerning the U.S., Canadian, and world economy here. Please keep threads and posts on-topic.

401-Keg Plan - How college kids are taught about investing

Postby Copper Catcher » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:26 am

If you had purchased $1,000/shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000/shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000/shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
User avatar
Copper Catcher
Too Busy Posting to Hoard Anything Else
 
Posts: 5206
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:00 pm

Re: 401-Keg Plan - How college kids are taught about investi

Postby John_doe » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:01 am

Copper Catcher wrote:If you had purchased $1,000/shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000/shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000/shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

:lol: :roll:
Ancora Imparo

"You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails."

-Albert Einstein
User avatar
John_doe
Post Hoarder
 
Posts: 2502
Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:38 pm


Return to Economic & Business News, Reports, and Predictions

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 14 guests

cron