BREAKING NEWS:
President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".
Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
Breaking news: DC earthquake
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Breaking news: DC earthquake
by Sheikh_yer_Bu'Tay » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:39 am
When I die, I want to go like Grandpa did. He died in his sleep..... Not screaming and hollering like all the passengers in his car.
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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake
by shinnosuke » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:15 pm
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them... (Thomas Jefferson)
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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake
by beauanderos » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:23 pm
Ah Sheik... you beat me to it
The Hand of God moves Worlds
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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake
by Sheikh_yer_Bu'Tay » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:37 pm
beauanderos wrote:Ah Sheik... you beat me to it
Hey! There is a first time for everything!
When I die, I want to go like Grandpa did. He died in his sleep..... Not screaming and hollering like all the passengers in his car.
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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake
by Redneck » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:17 pm
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Another verison.
The Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.
It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.
Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their… graves.
But.............
I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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Another verison.
The Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.
It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.
Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their… graves.
But.............
I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake
by martykatz01 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:59 pm
hurricane irene might be overblown a little bit
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