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Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:39 am
by Sheikh_yer_Bu'Tay
BREAKING NEWS:

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".

Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.

Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:15 pm
by shinnosuke
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:23 pm
by beauanderos
Ah Sheik... you beat me to it :lol:

Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:37 pm
by Sheikh_yer_Bu'Tay
beauanderos wrote:Ah Sheik... you beat me to it :lol:


Hey! There is a first time for everything! :D

Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:17 pm
by Redneck
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Another verison.



The Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.

It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.

Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their… graves.

But.............

I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

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Re: Breaking news: DC earthquake

PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:59 pm
by martykatz01
hurricane irene might be overblown a little bit