As you might imagine there are LOTS of things that are said far less often in these Coronavirus days than they were before. Let’s use this thread for those items. Some will be downright funny. Others might be interesting, but not as funny. I will have much more later, but here is one to start:
“I’m sorry sir. This event is all sold out.”
What else can everyone come up with?
Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by Recyclersteve » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:03 pm
Former stock broker w/ ~20 yrs. at one company. Spoke with 100k+ people and traded a lot (long, short, options, margin, extended hours, etc.).
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by knibloe » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:05 pm
I would like be put on standby for this filght.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by IdahoCopper » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:02 am
Be careful boys.
Hair salons closed.
Nail salons closed.
Makeup shops closed.
Its gonna get ugly out there.
Hair salons closed.
Nail salons closed.
Makeup shops closed.
Its gonna get ugly out there.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by bankmining » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:28 am
IdahoCopper wrote:Be careful boys.
Hair salons closed.
Nail salons closed.
Makeup shops closed.
Its gonna get ugly out there.
Don’t worry, they all have that “inner beauty”.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by NiBullionCu » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:46 am
It is currently a half hour wait for a table.
Would you like to wait in the bar area?
we'll call you when your table is ready.
Would you like to wait in the bar area?
we'll call you when your table is ready.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by pitw » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:03 pm
Any one wanna buy gold at melt.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by Recyclersteve » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:46 am
pitw wrote:Any one wanna buy gold at melt.
Good one.
Former stock broker w/ ~20 yrs. at one company. Spoke with 100k+ people and traded a lot (long, short, options, margin, extended hours, etc.).
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
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Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
by Recyclersteve » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:22 am
Wow- I thought there would be more replies. Here are some other possibilities:
1) Are you gonna help us TP Mr. Jones' house later tonight?
2) Gotta go. I need to pull an all-nighter for my exam tomorrow.
3) Gimme five!
4) (When someone doesn't finish their meal) Are you done with that?
5) I'm telling you- that band sounded just as good in person as they did on my record player back in the day.
6) I hate those big greedy energy companies. Gas is such a ripoff!
7) Congratulations- let me be the first to shake your hand!
8) Sorry I'm late- I got stuck in traffic.
9) That game last night was one of the most exciting I've ever seen.
Now maybe that will get the juices flowing. If I can think of this many in just a few minutes, surely there have got to be some great ones yet to be added by the masses.
1) Are you gonna help us TP Mr. Jones' house later tonight?
2) Gotta go. I need to pull an all-nighter for my exam tomorrow.
3) Gimme five!
4) (When someone doesn't finish their meal) Are you done with that?
5) I'm telling you- that band sounded just as good in person as they did on my record player back in the day.
6) I hate those big greedy energy companies. Gas is such a ripoff!
7) Congratulations- let me be the first to shake your hand!
8) Sorry I'm late- I got stuck in traffic.
9) That game last night was one of the most exciting I've ever seen.
Now maybe that will get the juices flowing. If I can think of this many in just a few minutes, surely there have got to be some great ones yet to be added by the masses.
Former stock broker w/ ~20 yrs. at one company. Spoke with 100k+ people and traded a lot (long, short, options, margin, extended hours, etc.).
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
NOTE: ANY stocks I discuss, no matter how compelling, carry risk- often
substantial. If not prepared to buy it multiple times in modest amounts without going overboard (assuming nothing really wrong with the company), you need to learn more about the market and managing risk. Also, please research covered calls (options) and selling short as well.
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