If You Could Write a New FDIC (Insurance) Sign for Banks

The current sign which the FDIC displays prominently in most any bank you could go to says...
"FDIC
Each Depositor Insured to at least $250,000.
Backed by the full faith and credit of the United States government
Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. www.fdic.gov"
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If you could modify or altogether rewrite this sign, what would you say? For instance, if there was an asterisk and footnote saying "Maximum aggregate protection against all accounts combined is limited to 2%.", that would at least be a step in the right direction.
What would you say?
"FDIC
Each Depositor Insured to at least $250,000.
Backed by the full faith and credit of the United States government
Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. www.fdic.gov"
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If you could modify or altogether rewrite this sign, what would you say? For instance, if there was an asterisk and footnote saying "Maximum aggregate protection against all accounts combined is limited to 2%.", that would at least be a step in the right direction.
What would you say?