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Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:03 pmby Recyclersteve
As you might imagine there are LOTS of things that are said far less often in these Coronavirus days than they were before. Let’s use this thread for those items. Some will be downright funny. Others might be interesting, but not as funny. I will have much more later, but here is one to start:
“I’m sorry sir. This event is all sold out.”
What else can everyone come up with?
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:05 pmby knibloe
I would like be put on standby for this filght.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:02 amby IdahoCopper
Be careful boys.
Hair salons closed.
Nail salons closed.
Makeup shops closed.
Its gonna get ugly out there.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:28 amby bankmining
IdahoCopper wrote:Be careful boys.
Hair salons closed.
Nail salons closed.
Makeup shops closed.
Its gonna get ugly out there.
Don’t worry, they all have that “inner beauty”.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:46 amby NiBullionCu
It is currently a half hour wait for a table.
Would you like to wait in the bar area?
we'll call you when your table is ready.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:03 pmby pitw
Any one wanna buy gold at melt.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:46 amby Recyclersteve
pitw wrote:Any one wanna buy gold at melt.
Good one.
Re: Things You Are Less Likely to Hear These Days
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Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:22 amby Recyclersteve
Wow- I thought there would be more replies. Here are some other possibilities:
1) Are you gonna help us TP Mr. Jones' house later tonight?
2) Gotta go. I need to pull an all-nighter for my exam tomorrow.
3) Gimme five!
4) (When someone doesn't finish their meal) Are you done with that?
5) I'm telling you- that band sounded just as good in person as they did on my record player back in the day.
6) I hate those big greedy energy companies. Gas is such a ripoff!
7) Congratulations- let me be the first to shake your hand!
8) Sorry I'm late- I got stuck in traffic.
9) That game last night was one of the most exciting I've ever seen.
Now maybe that will get the juices flowing. If I can think of this many in just a few minutes, surely there have got to be some great ones yet to be added by the masses.