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Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:51 pm**

said to the teller after picking up boxes of cents

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:01 pm**

How could you forget to order my half boxes?

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:03 pm**

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:59 am**

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and the bank lobby closes in 45 minutes.
Jake: Hit it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:04 am**

Perfect!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:06 am**

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:25 am**

Teller: You say you're from The Weights and Measures Internal Bank Audit Division and you need us to surrender all our halves for your inspection? May I please see some ID?

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:38 am**

"When I saw you picking up halves boxes, the halves I order weekly... but that their giving to you... I'll admit... something snapped inside me.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:37 pm**

Have you ever seen the movie Somewhere in Time with Christopher Reeves and Jane Seymor?

When Christopher Reeves pulls the shiney 1970's penny out of his pocket and the camera gets a close up of the date on the penny, the 1st thing that comes to mind is look at the pretty copper penny haha