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Postby blackrabbit » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:15 pm

So I have a crush on a bank teller. Besides being beautiful she greets me with enthusiasm and seems to find pleasure in me dumping my zincs. With a big perfect smile she asks about what cool pennies I have found and collects coins herself. I gave her a little love token dime I made today and she seemed to really like it. I gotta sort more pennies! Never thought dumping stinks would be so pleasurable! :D
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Thogey » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:08 pm

Most important,

Does she have firm uplifted breasts..Like a draped bust half.

Do her clothes cling to her body.. like the USA obverse Pi coins.

These are the attributes that make a teller hot. Not if your zincs turn her on.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Rodebaugh » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:16 pm

If your single and there is no ring on her finger.....well then.

Go after her dude!
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby aloneibreak » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:22 pm

hey blackrabbit id be willing to help you out...

i'd sell you my zincs (at a slight profit to myself ;) ) just so you could spend more time in the bank with her :D

whatdya say?
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby andrewjackson » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:19 pm

:geek:. Don't forget the chocolate.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby TheJonasCollegeFund » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:23 am

Time to make your move! The perfect first date....if it's meant to be....a coin show! Just don't tell her that she reminds you of Susan B. Anthony.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby HoardCopperByTheTon » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:41 am

Just don't tell her she reminds you Eunice Kennedy Shriver.

The thing that makes a teller hot is that she gets you lots of coins. :mrgreen:
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Rodebaugh » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:54 am

You gotta keep us posted on this one. Might be the best thing you ever pick up at the bank.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby AGCoinHunter » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:16 am

Very few cute ones around here. Most are old, fat and grumpy. Count yourself blessed. And yes, stay away from any SBA comments. Good luck!
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Copper Catcher » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:35 am

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If you want to win her heart I have one suggestion: Lindt Chocolate!

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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby BamaJoe » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:55 pm

Go for it. I've been sleeping with a bank teller for 17 years. Last night was great. :D

PS - It makes it all the hotter when she brings me silver.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby CU Baker » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:00 pm

Read my quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby thedude » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:36 pm

Some women just like to flirt.
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Devil Soundwave » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:31 pm

Ick! Lindor are ridiculously sweet imo, though granted they taste better than the weird waxy stuff you guys call chocolate! :D

Straight up Lindt is the way to go. Om nom, :)

Good luck with the bank clerk dude.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby chris6084 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:53 pm

Most of my tellers are very attractive. I would love to be dating a bank teller. She can bring home silver, and you can place a coin order without even leaving the house.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby TheJonasCollegeFund » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:50 pm

What happens when you have to 'dump' her, maybe, like them zincers! Gives a new meaning to dump bank!
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby HoardCopperByTheTon » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:06 am

Copper Catcher wrote:Image

If you want to win her heart I have one suggestion: Lindt Chocolate!

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At $3.24 for 5.1 ounces that stuff is still over twice the price of copper. It is legal to melt though.

What good would it do to date a bank teller and try to get her to bring you coins? Most of the cute ones can't lift 350 pounds. :mrgreen:
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Rosco » Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:13 am

:o 8-) Chocolates an a hand truck 8-) :ugeek:
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby NotABigDeal » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:11 am

Ah, the sexy teller scenario. Several sexies at my banks. I flirt and bribe (drinks, candy, favors, etc.) as needed, but remember, mixing business and pleasure has burned many a great person....

Yes, I do have a girlfriend and she knows the "Deal". She just laughs and calls the tellers my bank girlfriends. She doesn't even go to the banks with me. She knows she has nothing to worry about. Heck, a few tellers have came up to the gun shop. Yes, they know about my other addiction, hehe. Talk about an interesting subject in a bank lobby full of customers....

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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Heartkill » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:53 pm

Quite a few cuties that love to flirt at my main pickup branch, and me stopping by in uniform definitely helps. One of them saves coins for herself but she also gives me the hookup. My wife jokes about my "bank girlfriends" but knows it's just me being friendly when I bring them candy or a box of Krispy Kreme's.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Ardent Listener » Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:26 pm

Tomorrow is sweetest day. Give her a rose tomorrow if she is working.... and not married. ;)
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Thogey » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:07 pm

A rose!?

You could give here one of your hobos.

She'd surly jump right in the sack with you.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Joogaler » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:50 pm

:lol: I have nothing to add to this, I think everybody hit the nail on the head on this one.
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby TheJonasCollegeFund » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:00 pm

I think this thread needs a picture of the bank teller! I'm sure most of you agree!
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Re: Crush on a bank teller

Postby Joogaler » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:06 pm

TheJonasCollegeFund wrote:I think this thread needs a picture of the bank teller! I'm sure most of you agree!


I second the motion.
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