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So I have a crush on a bank teller. Besides being beautiful she greets me with enthusiasm and seems to find pleasure in me dumping my zincs. With a big perfect smile she asks about what cool pennies I have found and collects coins herself. I gave her a little love token dime I made today and she seemed to really like it. I gotta sort more pennies! Never thought dumping stinks would be so pleasurable!

Most important,

Does she have firm uplifted breasts..Like a draped bust half.

Do her clothes cling to her body.. like the USA obverse Pi coins.

These are the attributes that make a teller hot. Not if your zincs turn her on.

If your single and there is no ring on her finger.....well then.

Go after her dude!

hey blackrabbit id be willing to help you out...

i'd sell you my zincs (at a slight profit to myself ) just so you could spend more time in the bank with her

whatdya say?

. Don't forget the chocolate.

Time to make your move! The perfect first date....if it's meant to be....a coin show! Just don't tell her that she reminds you of Susan B. Anthony.

Just don't tell her she reminds you Eunice Kennedy Shriver.

The thing that makes a teller hot is that she gets you lots of coins.

You gotta keep us posted on this one. Might be the best thing you ever pick up at the bank.

Very few cute ones around here. Most are old, fat and grumpy. Count yourself blessed. And yes, stay away from any SBA comments. Good luck!

If you want to win her heart I have one suggestion: Lindt Chocolate!

Go for it. I've been sleeping with a bank teller for 17 years. Last night was great.

PS - It makes it all the hotter when she brings me silver.

Read my quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some women just like to flirt.

Ick! Lindor are ridiculously sweet imo, though granted they taste better than the weird waxy stuff you guys call chocolate!

Straight up Lindt is the way to go. Om nom,

Good luck with the bank clerk dude.

Most of my tellers are very attractive. I would love to be dating a bank teller. She can bring home silver, and you can place a coin order without even leaving the house.

What happens when you have to 'dump' her, maybe, like them zincers! Gives a new meaning to dump bank!

Copper Catcher wrote:

If you want to win her heart I have one suggestion: Lindt Chocolate!

At $3.24 for 5.1 ounces that stuff is still over twice the price of copper. It is legal to melt though.

What good would it do to date a bank teller and try to get her to bring you coins? Most of the cute ones can't lift 350 pounds.

Chocolates an a hand truck

Ah, the sexy teller scenario. Several sexies at my banks. I flirt and bribe (drinks, candy, favors, etc.) as needed, but remember, mixing business and pleasure has burned many a great person....

Yes, I do have a girlfriend and she knows the "Deal". She just laughs and calls the tellers my bank girlfriends. She doesn't even go to the banks with me. She knows she has nothing to worry about. Heck, a few tellers have came up to the gun shop. Yes, they know about my other addiction, hehe. Talk about an interesting subject in a bank lobby full of customers....

Deal

Quite a few cuties that love to flirt at my main pickup branch, and me stopping by in uniform definitely helps. One of them saves coins for herself but she also gives me the hookup. My wife jokes about my "bank girlfriends" but knows it's just me being friendly when I bring them candy or a box of Krispy Kreme's.

Tomorrow is sweetest day. Give her a rose tomorrow if she is working.... and not married.

A rose!?

You could give here one of your hobos.

She'd surly jump right in the sack with you.

I have nothing to add to this, I think everybody hit the nail on the head on this one.

I think this thread needs a picture of the bank teller! I'm sure most of you agree!

TheJonasCollegeFund wrote:I think this thread needs a picture of the bank teller! I'm sure most of you agree!

I second the motion.