I have a new dump bank!
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:30 am
Bank of Oklahoma (BOK) is the second largest bank in Oklahoma. They cut me off over a year ago.
Correction: BOK is the largest bank in Okla.
The chief vault teller demanded to know what I was doing with all those halves. "Article One, Section Ten, of the US Constitution says we are suppose to have silver & gold for coin money. I am doing my patriotic duty to use US minted coin and circulate it into the populace." That answer was the truth. I didn't dump halves on any bank, I spent them at a rate of $2,000 per week. But, my answer only pissed her off, and I was eventually cut off.
During my last visit, I was asked if there was anything else the teller could do for me. "Yes, I will take a couple of boxes of halves if you have them." The response was emphatic. "Oh no, we don't carry halves at all! Our vault teller will not allow them in the bank! There is absolutely no room in our vaults for halves!" We talked a little more. I walked out of the bank with a smile on my face.
What little miss vault teller doesn't know is I have enlisted the help of a nephew who is a machinist. He is going to help me finish building a simple machine that will sort halves very rapidly. Looks like we will be dumping halves at BOK very soon! I guess she will have to order a larger vault! Hehehe!
Correction: BOK is the largest bank in Okla.
The chief vault teller demanded to know what I was doing with all those halves. "Article One, Section Ten, of the US Constitution says we are suppose to have silver & gold for coin money. I am doing my patriotic duty to use US minted coin and circulate it into the populace." That answer was the truth. I didn't dump halves on any bank, I spent them at a rate of $2,000 per week. But, my answer only pissed her off, and I was eventually cut off.
During my last visit, I was asked if there was anything else the teller could do for me. "Yes, I will take a couple of boxes of halves if you have them." The response was emphatic. "Oh no, we don't carry halves at all! Our vault teller will not allow them in the bank! There is absolutely no room in our vaults for halves!" We talked a little more. I walked out of the bank with a smile on my face.
What little miss vault teller doesn't know is I have enlisted the help of a nephew who is a machinist. He is going to help me finish building a simple machine that will sort halves very rapidly. Looks like we will be dumping halves at BOK very soon! I guess she will have to order a larger vault! Hehehe!