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Today while dumping a bag and a half of dimes, I ran into a teller who perfectly fit Thogey's proverbial description of a pile driving widow. She looked to be retirement age and wasn't the slightest bit impressed with the Barber dime I pulled out to show her what was in the bag.

I think I'll keep dumping there for a while...if for no other reason than to honor the memory of her soon-to-be dead husband.

I knew what you meant, but the title reads a little creepy.

Thogeyisms --

old elderly widow brings in the rest of her, probably happily, dead husband's coins.

What the hell is wrong with these women? No wonder the man wants to die first.

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The proverbial elderly old widow who just finished pile driving her old man into the grave. He's happy to be there too. But since she is all-knowing, as all these old bats are, and he was totally broken and emasculated, her final act of victory was to take his collection to the bank. Same old story....

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Same old story. Most of us have benifited and picked up someone's hard earned booty.

It's always the "all knowing, never wrong" widow who just drove the old man into the grave, he's glad to be there too.

The old broad cashed in his coins at face. Same old story.

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... believe the oldman is/ was a moron!. I'll bet he is the happiest he's ever been. No matter where his soul is. Congrats. We should start an "elderly old widow just threw her late (yet happy) husbands coin collection away and now I'm happy "thread I absolutely LOVE picking these up!

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The elderly old widow left another present. She's still wondering why that stupid old bastard kept those coins for the past 45 years.

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... any of the silver....they shared amongst themselves the treasure. They wouldn't even sell me the pennies. Correction: It was an "all knowing Elderly old widow" who just finished pile driving her(idiot coin collecting)r husband into the grave

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You did the right thing but..... I'll do this again: Typical story describing the elderly old broad ,who effing nailed his coffin shut, because she had nothing better to do. He was an idiot, hanging on to those coins when he could have just just taken them to the ...

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... she asked. Most of us score cheap PM's at garage sales all the time. Are we ripping people off? Hell I've walked right up behind the all knowing, elderly-old widow and bought her, happily dead husband's coins from the bank teller at face.

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If I saw a clueless kid in line to depost silver I would give him the info before I bought them. But, the elderly old widow who made her husband miserable and finally put him in the ground with her constant bitching and know it all attitude?.......those ...

They had another $20.00 of the elderly old widow's, (happily) dead husband's, hoard waiting for me at my pickup.
My name was written on the box with a sharpie.

Solid copper with 2 rolls of wheats and 9-1943s.

That's nice.

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When scoring the all-knowing, elderly. old widow's dead (happily) husband's hoard..

Is it possible there is a ghost attached?

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Tellers said they would call when old elderly widow brings in the rest of her, probably happily, dead husband's coins.

What the hell is wrong with these women? No wonder the man wants to die first.

henrysmedford wrote:Thogeyisms --

old elderly widow brings in the rest of her, probably happily, dead husband's coins.

What the hell is wrong with these women? No wonder the man wants to die first.

and

The proverbial elderly old widow who just finished pile driving her old man into the grave. He's happy to be there too. But since she is all-knowing, as all these old bats are, and he was totally broken and emasculated, her final act of victory was to take his collection to the bank. Same old story....

And --

Same old story. Most of us have benifited and picked up someone's hard earned booty.

It's always the "all knowing, never wrong" widow who just drove the old man into the grave, he's glad to be there too.

The old broad cashed in his coins at face. Same old story.

and --

The elderly old widow left another present. She's still wondering why that stupid old bastard kept those coins for the past 45 years.

I love hearing about the proverbial elderly old widow .

I added to the list see above.

An even DOZEN. Man, Thogey... you need to go to therapy.

uthminsta wrote:An even DOZEN. Man, Thogey... you need to go to therapy.

I think it might be best if you don't get him started on his step-mother.

if it wasn't for those widows there might not be anything to find when we roll hunt.

I put a copy of the "Thogeyisms" in the closet on top of the coins so the wife will have something to read when I die.

beauanderos wrote:

uthminsta wrote:An even DOZEN. Man, Thogey... you need to go to therapy.

I think it might be best if you don't get him started on his step-mother.

+1

this happens to be the funniest thing I have read in weeks. thanks guys.

henrysmedford wrote:I put a copy of the "Thogeyisms" in the closet on top of the coins so the wife will have something to read when I die.

This is a great idea and I recommend it for every man on this forum.

Or between the time you fog up your last mirror and your colostomy bag gets cold, she'll be selling your Morgans at 5X face to a pawn shop.

It's worth a try anyway.

I can't believe no one has said this yet so..... Bully!!!!