Retribution For Feedback Limericks

[beauanderos]

HMMMPFFF....these folks have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on their hands!

On realcent there's a guy with a handle of Z00
Often reader's would question his comments with "Who?"
"too much time on their hands," he chided the Boards
But with Markets closed we can't add to our hoards
So let's ease up, folks, remember... he's a Noob

[beauanderos]

A Gentleman resides here named Country
Who Excels at accounting your hunts, free
For spare time he is lacking
After all of that tracking
"But for me," he explains "it is fun, see?"

[Rodebaugh]

Some new items just added to my RC store
Great coins with a lot of alure
Better grab them while you can
prices like this they'll move fast man
Thats a fact for sure.

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[beauanderos]

Chad likes to prep for the day
When TSHTF as they say
"Could you can this, Mr. Nickelless?"
"I'm not sure, might be ticklish"
"But my herring are pickled fish, Oy Vey!"

[beauanderos]

Gun Nuts gotta love this Deal
No Eastern bloc rip-offs, they're real
If you're looking for a gun
His forum is the one
As thieves would say "it's a steal!"

[beauanderos]

Rexmerdinus? Not a chance in hell

[beauanderos]

There's a guy with a name of Rexmerdinus
Seems it rhymes, almost, with sex murderuh's
Whom the cattle on the trail
With a question will assail
"Is that Tex," moo moo, "a herdin' us?"

[beauanderos]

There's another fella named Rastatodd
Who, if he fished, could be called Castarod
But owning an Italian Deli would be best
As patrons, rubbing bellies, could then jest
"This is delicious, who made this pasta, God?"

[beauanderos]

Aaron is uthminsta in disguise
Heck, you want to rhyme that, you try
During auctions, instead of bidding
He asks questions, I'm not kidding
Instead of bid increments he'll post "Why?"

[Engineer]

There once was a dirty old man
Who sold silver hand over hand
He kept us waiting for sales
And we'd line up with pails
That's where my addiction began...

[beauanderos]

Natsb88 is the one with the store
That sells copper bars, silver and more
An engineering student in school
He now follows the Golden Rule's
That should ensure business success, fer shore

[Market Harmony]

A spelunker of Summersville stinkholes
can make you laugh permanent wrinkles.
But when numismatics is the topic,
his vision is proven microscopic
for he thinks of Morgan when he tinkles

[slickeast]

Ray, I feel left out
No,i am not going to shout
Just come up with a rhyme
You do it all the time
If I don't get my own I will pout.

[beauanderos]

Ray, I feel left out
No,i am not going to shout
Just come up with a rhyme
You do it all the time
If I don't get my own I will pout.

There once was a man named Peter
Took a taxi to his girlfriend's to meet her
In her bedroom Slickeast
Found her infected, with yeast
So he proceeded to bake, rather than

[beauanderos]

There once was a guy Newton7
Roamed the Forum as late as eleven
Posting "There is money, I think,
Mostly sorting Copper from Zinc,
It's like catching pennies from Heaven"

[beauanderos]

There's an ethical member, Barrytrot
Who promotes Biblical precepts and thought
Like morals, of wrong and right
Beliefs, the importance of polite
It would be cool if Eternity was not very hot

[Rodebaugh]

What about that guy Andy
His Machines are pretty Handy
You say you can't handle the Pace
Start slow with his Ace
Your cent hoard will grow mighty Dandy

[beauanderos]

What about that guy Andy
His Machines are pretty Handy
You say you can't handle the Pace
Start slow with his Ace
Your cent hoard will grow mighty Dandy

Sneakin up on 4000, there Big Guy. What? You thought we wouldn't notice?

Rodebaugh EDIT: Ray, I will just start editing your threads and post that way.

[beauanderos]

Once Doc found his woman with a Jamaican
In six feet of water covering Caribbean sand
It's a good thing that clown
Was already half-drowned
Or Rodie might have Aruba'd that man

[beauanderos]

justj2k78 is jumbled up code for just Jay
A psych nurse who can't wait to get paid
This guy loves his work
For Kooks are his quirk
And for Silver Eagles he'll happily trade

[beauanderos]

Jason the New Hampshire sorter
Dwells not far from Poverty's border
Constantly increasing his hoard
Despite what he can afford
"I'll pay, somehow, for silver I order"

[tractorman]

We all know the man Mr. Henry
In pennies, he is celebrity
Fill holes, Canadian?
Leave it to Franklin!
We all know how that makes him happy

[beauanderos]

Joe knows a Surething when he sees one
The Fed's printing is nothing but treason
"By the time we hyperinflate
Fiat currency will deflate"
So he's buying silver now with good reason

[beauanderos]

Trent is a man out standing in his field
Producing amazing crop yields
He's called Tractorman
It's a bigger factor than
The horse-driven plows Amish wield

[beauanderos]

Theshoenlebens is really named Chris
From frequent dealings I am positive of this
But it seems there's a crisis
He can't pay for his license
Though most Weekend Sale Silver he claims as his