....so I go to my nasty-0-crabby dump bank to get rid of another load of bilge...actually it's a bank with three branches and they're all nasty-0-crabby dump locations since the main branch said "BANK POLICY IS NO COINS LESS YOU'RE A COMMERCIAL ACCOUNT" shortly after I opened my personal account....so thus they've been my dump locations ever since.....this particular branch has always been my dump location for pennies and dimes because they have the fastest coin counter, but for some reason I grabbed the bag-0-halves I had and decided to dump em' there....well my dump of halves started smoothly and then suddenly stopped...probably not even $10 of mine filled the bag....and off came the freshly filled canvas bag of halves....
I started twitchin' and moanin'...there it was a fresh bag of halves and I couldn't have them....nasty-0-crabby dump bank with their nice canvas bags for their countin' machine won't sell them to Joe Public Personal account holder.....but boy was my mouth waterin'..... so I leave with remorse and head back to work...then I wonder, why not just ask and pretend you never had that conversation with the main branch....so I call and ask for the only person that I know...and she says....wait, I'll ask....and then.....SURE, nobody has a claim to them....I all most fell off my chair....I told her I'd be over in a half hour to pick em' up....
now here's where it gets kinda weird....I walk in with me grubby canvas bag to dump the halves into....since I figure they won't give me their nice canvas bag too....and here they have all the halves laid out on a counter and their counting them.....yep, they took em' out, stacked em' up, and counted, by hand, all $500 worth.....and then the teller walks over and says....we only count $490 and not $500......of which I paid her the $490 and handed her my grubby canvas bag....then she and two others proceeded to load the piles of halves into the bag and kindly handed me the bag....
....so I know many times, if not all most all times my other bag-0-halves have come up short, and I actually have record of how short....my ratio is 1/150 or 158/23,750...so with $10, or 20 halves already missing, it's already way above my shortage ratio....which makes me wonder if their quick count exposed some silver that they pulled?.....I guess the search tonight will reveal the truth, but I'm still tickled they allowed me to buy the bag off the machine....results to follow....
oh yeah...my new notto....never say die less they throw you out of the bank....makes me sick wondering how many bags went unsearched because I turned to putty when the main branch said "NO COIN !!...."
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