Amagi Metals Wants to Make You Laugh

[beauanderos]

I got this email from Amagi Metals yesterday. They're giving away an ounce of silver to the winner.

Send in your best sound money joke or riddle! Silver and gold are on a dip, but no need to be discouraged during this buying opportunity. To keep your morale high, this week we are launching a contest in hopes to produce some knee slaps and smiles.

We are accepting original jokes and riddles about sound money, cryptocurrencies and the Federal Reserve all week. Each entry qualifies for one ticket into a raffle to win one of Amagi's End the Fed rounds!

If you think you have the wit it takes to compete, send in your jokes to contest@amagimetals.com between now and next Wednesday at 4pm MST. After the contest closes the Amagi Team will compile all of the entries and select the top pick and announce it on our blog. Your joke will also be made into a meme and shared throughout social media - and of course we'll send you a FREE Amagi Metals End the Fed round.

Have some fun with us this week because - "a day without laughter is a day wasted."

Here's a few I submitted:


What do bank savings accounts, denominated in Federal Reserve Notes, have in
common with toilet paper?
"They're both going to be wiped out in the end."


"Did you hear The Fed came up with a new flavor ice cream?"
"Yeah... it's called Ben and Janet's America's Rocky Road!"


Why don't we have hyperinflation from all the money being printed?
"Because the Banks are full of it."


Did you know that some American's dislike Quantitative Easing?
"Why, because it causes dollar depreciation?"
"Yes. It's almost revolting."


Why do people continue to invest in the stock market?
Because the banks are disinterested.


What's the difference between victims with Ebola symptoms and someone who holds Precious Metals?
"Their survival rate when things turn deadly."


Did you hear The Fed is working with the CDC to develop a vaccine for Gold Fever?
"Yeah, it's supposed to cool euphoria, but it requires a daily dose of manipulated markets."


What's the difference between a troy ounce of pure silver and eighteen one dollar Federal Reserve Notes?
"An ounce of silver will never be worthless."


What's the difference between Federal Reserve Policy and Hyperinflation?
"Nothing."


Did you hear America is broke?
"Yep, It doesn't work anymore."


What's the difference between a blonde with a credit card and a hundred dollar bill?
"The blonde can actually buy something."


What is the difference between a Chinese and an American?
"When a Chinese walks into a gold shop and asks "how much for an ounce of gold?" he wants to
know how much it will cost to buy one."

[Saabman]

Hahahahaha..........Those are great!!! I needed some laughter today!

[silverflake]

This is not original, I didn't come up with it:

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.

Amen

[beauanderos]

Why did the dog buy more gold?
He could smell a bottom.

[Diggin4copper]

My entry I made up..
A silver ingot walks into a western bar and says "Howdy Cowboys".
From a corner of the room the Lone Ranger says "Hi Ho Silver"

[Chief]

I was thinking about this the other day at work, but it never really came together. Something like...
Where does the true value of my coins reside?
In debasement.

[Cu Penny Hoarder]

I was thinking about this the other day at work, but it never really came together. Something like...
Where does the true value of my coins reside?
In debasement.

LOL - That's the best one yet.