by Corsair » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:39 pm
I have a quick addition to this story.
I often like to bug the employees at the local USPS, mostly because it's just so much fun, but partially because they are always so rude to me. Usually I pay with $5 bags of dimes, counted twice. They scowl at me each time.
Well, last week, I needed to buy a $720 International Money Order. Luckily, a few weeks back, I had bought $1000 in Native American dollars from the US Mint Website. They sell them for face with free shipping. So, I had three boxes of $250, minus a roll, tucked behind me while I was talking to the man at the counter. He told me my total, I reached behind me and grabbed the boxes, set them on the counter and said, "These are 725 dollar coins." He looked down at them, and looked at me. If anyone was ever scowling, he was scowling. He said, "Are you serious?" I said, "I am 100% serious." He said, "Do we look like a bank to you?" I said, "Well, aren't you guys a sponsor of the US Dollar Coin program or something like that?" He sighed, huge and hard and loud, and tore off a piece of paper. "Here," he said, "Write your address and phone number so I can get a hold of you if these are short, because I am not counting them right now." I did that, and for the rest of the transaction, he did not speak one word to me.
That was the highlight of my week.
"Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal. Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable."