by Corsair » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:45 am
Made another .999 nickel purchase from America's hat and needed to send another International Money Order. Visited the PO, got the same guy I had the last time. Told him what I needed, to where, how much. He typed a few numbers. "That'll be $604.25," he said. Well well, my lucky day. I just so happened to have a five dollar bill in my wallet and $600 Presidential dollar coins behind me. I grabbed them, took the five out of my wallet and said, "Here's six hundred and an extra five." Have you guys seen the video of Bill O'Reilly flipping out on YouTube? Well, my guy took a long, deep breath like old Bill-O, breathed out, and just look at them. He said, "You know, it would be really convenient if you took these by the bank first." "I'm sure it would," I said. He counted the rolls, counted them again, and gave me my change.
I stepped back to start addressing my envelope. I heard him yell, "Alice!" Alice came around. He said, "You have to take these by the bank and get cash for them. I can't put them in the vault unless they are cash." She said, "Next time, you tell him that we don't accept these." He said, "We have to accept them, they are legal tender." She said, "No. You tell him to take them by the bank first and get money." He said, with God as my witness, "Oh, you're so full of [shucks]."
I paid for the postage to Canada. I had to bite my bottom lip the whole time to keep from laughing. "It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off."
"Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal. Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable."