I apologize in advance if any of our members have lost a relative to the Mexican drug wars.
The Top Nine Reasons it's Better to be a Police Chief in Texas rather than Mexico.
1. In Texas someone actually wants the job.
2. In Texas they are dying to get elected. In Mexico, they get elected first.
3. In Texas, free drugs won't cost you an arm and a leg.
4. In Texas, when they refer to "finding parts for the Chief," they're generally talking about
repairing his cruiser.
5. In Texas it can take quite awhile to work your way up from ground level to the position of
Chief, in Mexico it doesn't take quite as long to work your way down from Chief to a position
in the ground.
6. A Texan can cover a lot of ground. A lot of ground can cover a Mexican.
7. In Texas, the people show their support of a campaign effort by yelling "Run For Chief!"
In Mexico, the people shout "run for it, Chief!"
8. In Texas, a cartel is a powerful crime syndicate formed for trafficking in drugs. In Mexico, it
is a wagon pulled by a mule, to cart El Jefe to the cemetary.
9. In Texas, one is living, in Mexico one is living.
