Retribution For Feedback Limericks

[beauanderos]

He started it!

Submission One

There once was a Doc named Rodebaugh
Who prized Morgans more than cole slaw
But the long arm of the law
Reached forth with its claw
When Chris peddled a counterfeit flaw

Wah!

or

Submission Two

There once was a Doc named Rodebaugh
Who preferred slabbed St. Gauden's over raw
But then he learned he'd been reamed
By a fake gold-colored coin scheme
Now third party grading sticks in his craw

Ma? Pa?

or

Submission Three

There once was a Doc named Rodebaugh
Who wielded his craft with dental saw
They thought they were getting a filling
As their gold fillings he was stealing
Which left quite a hole in each patient's jaw

Hah!


Mess with me, ya young whippersnapper

[beauanderos]

okay, okay, I know. Payback's a bitch. So... let me throw the first punch

There once was an old geezer named Ray
Who was practically giving his silver away
It was really feedback he was after
Which accounts for all the laughter
As members wondered what's on sale today?

[beauanderos]

Txbullion's real name is Jack
And it's pennies that he loves to stack
In fact he's got so much copper
He may be richer than Cyndi Lauper
Is it any surprize he's lost track?

[TXBullion]

There once was a guy name thogey
he was so good at scrap metal and yard sales, you might call him rouge-E
man o man he was serious when he got down to biz but don't mess with his lunch time Hoagie!

[beauanderos]

Corsair's a student some say
Who in Calculus just got an A
An accomplishment to be proud of
Till you learn extra credit was allowed
I hope he didn't do that for the grade?

[kidman232]

u guys need to find a hobby..... oh wait

[beauanderos]

Market Harmony is a fellow named Mike
Who enjoys it when precious metals spike
Women melt in his arms, too
Or at least their gold charms do
As he re-molds them into something he likes

[beauanderos]

Adam Rice is a fairly nice guy
I'm surprized you would have to ask why
With a name like the kidman
Even Jamaicans urge "Bid, Mon!"
So most auctions he loses, but he tries

[TXBullion]

[beauanderos]

Eric (Thogey) has a business doing lawns
But it's not always foreign silver he pawns
Once he went in for some money
With a red package that was runny
The broker yelled "that's a toe! Sew it back on!"

[beauanderos]

68camaro is a great guy named Rich
Rates the markets, better than Fitch
On the rise of metals I'm told
He favors silver over gold
If he's wrong, well ain't life a bitch?

[beauanderos]

Sheikh yer butay repairs roofs in the rain
Covering holes so that they will drain
It's actually quite frightening
He works faster than lightning
But when he doesn't, "Oh Lord, the pain!"

[beauanderos]

Jonflyfish loves to explain
With PM's up or down how he gains
Silver and gold will now either
Hold, advance, or retreat here
Ain't it nice to have them kinda brains?

[twentybux]

Dang Ray. Now I have to put you on an even higher pedestal. Not only are you The Man of Silver but also a poet. Your poetry skills are uncanny.

[twentybux]

Sorry TX. Just reread the thread. Got to give you some props too!

[kidman232]

there once was a man named ray long
who would list silver for so low u think he just hit a bong
people would wait each week for his new thread
like children on christmas eve going to bed
when his package arrives you will jump up n down like king kong


ehh i gave it a shot

[mbailey1234]

there is this dude named ray
who is known for the best deals of the day
he knew how to make money
which he thought was funny
how he did this he would never say

Oh well, nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon

[Rodebaugh]

There is a grumpy old Nurse named Ray
Selling Silver face to gather up some Pay
He says its used for gold to squirrel Away
But we all know it's to pay a chick for a L

[Rodebaugh]

Mike is one heck of a guy
The bars he pours are super fly
But when it comes to Morgans
he does stand in awe of the Rode-eye

[beauanderos]

There is a grumpy old Nurse named Ray
Selling Silver face to gather up some Pay
He says its used for gold to squirrel Away
But we all know it's to pay a chick for a L

Dang... now my secret is out!

I can't use this one anymore, since I retired from the Fire Dept:

There once was a man named Ray
Whom all the women used to pay
To show them his hose
It was so grandiose
And teach them the Fireman's Lay

[beauanderos]

Mike is one heck of a guy
The bars he pours are super fly
But when it comes to Morgans
he does stand in awe of the Rode-eye

not bad, not bad. FYI, though? In every state of the Union (except Wesvirginee) limericks consist of a stanza of five lines, not four. Just aren't seeing the bottom line, are you Chris?

[Rodebaugh]

With deals like Ray's at spot
It's worth taking a shot
He will ship out your package real quick
Box so heavy it feels like a brick
Then you realize, more I should have bought.

[MUTiger]

Mike is one heck of a guy
The bars he pours are super fly
But when it comes to Morgans
he does stand in awe of the Rode-eye

not bad, not bad. FYI, though? In every state of the Union (except Wesvirginee) limericks consist of a stanza of five lines, not four. Just aren't seeing the bottom line, are you Chris?

Ray,
That is the way I learned them.
1,2 and 5 rhyme
3 and 4 rhyme

Kinda like this.

There once was a guy named Ray,
He sold the silver most every weekend day.
Not sure where he got all the junk,
but I wish I could back up the trunk.
I will just have to wait for my next pay.

mutiger

[Z00]

HMMMPFFF....these folks have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on their hands!

[beauanderos]

Dang Ray. Now I have to put you on an even higher pedestal. Not only are you The Man of Silver but also a poet. Your poetry skills are uncanny.

Scott was a consistent silver buyer
And each time it would seem to rise higher
Till the day that it dove as he wept
Taking his treasure trove to new depths
Proving dollar cost averaging is a lie here