Retribution For Feedback Limericks

[Rodebaugh]

A rhyme about HCBTT I couldn't resist
When his pennies don't sell on ebay he just hits relist
He lists his wheats super cheap
Not like the other clowns selling so steep
But…Just like Santa, does he truely exist?

[beauanderos]

There's an avid roll hunter named CardsnCoins
Searching for silver from New York to Des Moines
To boxes of dimes he's addicted
Seems he's OCD afflicted
Precious Metals Anonymous he'll soon need to join.

[beauanderos]

ScottyTx is, you guessed it, named Scotty
Who likes to sell coins to us that he got free
Says he works on a rig
But that's not his main gig
"The big money is made on Craigslist below spot, see?"

[beauanderos]

JadeDragon is too hard to rhyme
So I'll use Cameron, instead, this one time
If a problem is designed
A solution he will find
And publish an E-how for inquiring minds

[slickeast]

Baueanderos is better known as Ray
No one cares what he has to say
To him all the girls flocked
Yet his ship always stayed dry docked
That is how they realized he is gay.

[beauanderos]

There's a Big Dog on this site sniffing our butts
Seems some show dogs prefer mixing with mutts
Silver Addict, you see,
Yearns, at times to run free
From BS duties, but don't worry David, you'll adjust

[beauanderos]

Highroller is Adam, he's The Man
To store copper till he's rich, that's the plan
As the prices climb higher
A bigger warehouse he'll acquire
So his supply can then satisfy the demand

[Rodebaugh]

On BS I break the 3 picture per posting Law
I know it rubs Silver Addict super Raw
If my clients are to see the luster
Better believe I need more than 3 pics buster
Now I'm waiting on SA to bust my behind like Paw

[DRP270]

There was was this woman who wanted to lay
With the big man who called himself Ray
She failed to find much bliss
As she said it was better with Chris

I still have a few rhymes left

[Corsair]

There once was a member called Kirkland
Who wasted no time to lurk and
Decided to post
The absolute most
That is, until he got banned

[RichardPenny43]

I've never bought silver from Ray

But surely I will someday

His prices are so hot

Sometimes under spot

You'd be crazy to buy on E-Bay

[Corsair]

Do any remember old Gr33nday?
Even alone, he could have a threeway
The mods did delete
But he'd keep them on their feet
Since he'd register anew every day

[beauanderos]

Andres goes by the name of Oakair
Moved because of all the old folk there
From Florida's sunny shores pretty
To Denver's Mile High City
Beats LA, with it's smog he'd have choked there

[beauanderos]

Do any remember old Gr33nday?
Even alone, he could have a threeway
The mods did delete
But he'd keep them on their feet
Since he'd register anew every day

kudos

[Rodebaugh]

post 4000

Morgans so reflective, toned, and Nice
Trolling through eBay to fufill my Vice
Don't get me wrong I have a penny Bug
But we all know Morgans are the Doc's favorite Drug
Now look at this bute thats colder than Ice

[RichardPenny43]

There's a guy here named Beauanderos

He hauls his silver in wheelbarrows

On the weekends it is sold

He takes the cash and buys gold

Acquiring more then the ancient pharaohs

[beauanderos]

I wonder where Neilgin is
Hope he's not wasted on too many gin fizz
I've enjoyed in the past
His posts, as long as they last,
Could be he's fishin and reeling in his

[beauanderos]

There's a guy here named Beauanderos

He hauls his silver in wheelbarrows

On the weekends it is sold

He takes the cash and buys gold

Acquiring more then the ancient pharaohs

Impressive

[beauanderos]

I don't even know this dude Richard Penny
But he's limericking along with the best of many
But anyone who likes NASCAR
Earns himself a gold star
As long I don't have to pay for that award, if any

[blackrabbit]

You crazy coin hoarders try to rhyme,
It seems like you have plenty of time,
You should stick with stacking gold,
Cause it sure will get quite cold,
When the dollar's death bell starts to chime.

[natsb88]

This fellow named Ray must have a loose hinge
It seems he has gone on a feedback binge
Selling copious amounts
Just to pad his counts
At prices that make other sellers cringe

[natsb88]

A dentist in a land where teeth there are none
So he turns on a furnace to have some fun
Bars so nice
He'll polish them twice
So they shine like a mirror in the sun

[beauanderos]

There's a guy in CA named blackrabbit
Who swaps MJ to support his crack habit
His parents failed, you see
To raise him religiously
But they blame all of that on a slack Abbot

[Engineer]

A dentist in a land where teeth there are none
So he turns on a furnace to have some fun
Bars so nice
He'll polish them twice
So they shine like a mirror in the sun

He'll scrape, and he'll drill
Then he'll add in some fill
The zinc that he pours
Gives them cankers and sores
But its worse when he sends them the bill

[natsb88]

His handle implies a southern residence
But he's closer to the hometown of our current president
Sell yourself into a pickle?
Need emergency nickel?
Jack can spot you enough to prevent lament.