Retribution For Feedback Limericks

[natsb88]

He may be the master of copper heaven
But his name is more suited for Ocean's Eleven
His warehouse makes me jealous
With penny inventory overzealous
I guess his slot machine struck seven-seven-seven

[beauanderos]

In the Dakota's there lives NDFarmer
And Ron, it seems is quite the charmer
Told the wife, "That copper ain't wert much
Just a few thousand boxes or such"
Because he didn't want to alarm her

[beauanderos]

There's a salvage man here, Dumpster Diver
Who's as ingenious at scrounging as McGyver
But with "the touch" that he's got
He avoids much copper that is hot
It's just at parties that he's the live wire, sir

[natsb88]

Stop! Wait! Listen to me!
I believe I have solved the mystery!
This incentive to rhyme
Is really a ploy to waste time
So Ray can go make stacking history!

[natsb88]

There used to be a guy named Chuck on this board
And copper cents by the full ton he did hoard
But his computer had a gripe
And would not let him snipe
So he couldn't add to the metal he has stored

[RichardPenny43]

You crazy coin hoarders try to rhyme,
It seems like you have plenty of time,
You should stick with stacking gold,
Cause it sure will get quite cold,
When the dollar's death bell starts to chime.

There's a guy here named Blackrabbit

He has an obsessive habit

He likes to stack silver

He likes to stack gold

But what ever happened to that sexy teller?

[slickeast]

You fell in love with a guy named Obama
No one else likes him, including your momma
He is a liar and a crook
Breaking every rule in the book
Time to vote him out and end the drama

[slickeast]

Some like silver, some like gold
It is both that I like to hold
Keep yours locked in a safe or vault
If you lose it, it's not my fault
You should have listened when you were told.

[beauanderos]

Copper Catcher holds this famed record thus far
For KSA Mystery Box's contents he's the star
Who could ever believe
That they would receive
A one hundred ounce Engelhard bar?!!!

[fasteddy]

Beauanderos must be bored or off
he has writings on the board and off
I am awaiting my silver
for I have the fever
please arrive before I laugh my ass off

[uthminsta]

I had no idea what all was in this thread.

There's a limerick fiend named BEAUANDEROS.
His rhyming skills are quite grandiose.
Writing them at this rate,
Five thousand posts won't have to wait,
Then it's off to six grand he goes.

[aristobolus]

Realcent forum feedback,
important for your greenback,
now they've changed the format,
t' improve d' coin delivered to your doormat,
so you better shipp'em timely.

[scrapper2010]

There is this forum called Realcent
I don't know how much time there is spent
But if I'd have to guess
It relieves lots of stress
I feel sorry for those who've not went

[scrapper2010]

There once was a guy name Ray Long
Who paid folks to write him a song
He paid silver quarters
To talented hoarders
I dare you to say that is wrong

[hobo finds]

some of us started
out as scrappers
now we have learned
to be stackers

[hobo finds]

Thogey no ryme
or recourse
A poem by beauanderos
and no slandorous?

[CU Baker]

There once was a man named Ray
Whom all the women used to pay
To show them his hose
It was so grandiose
And teach them the Fireman's Lay[/quote]

Now in this little epic, you know he's a liar.
The women keep yelling more hose Ray
YOUR NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE FIRE

[Rodebaugh]

[Delawhere Jack]

Long ago found a forum called RealCent
Since then, oh so much time I've spent
With stackers and doomers
From students to boomers
I must say this place seems heaven-cent

[agmoose]

There are some talented folks here. lol.

[68Camaro]

I was trying to pretend this thread wasn't here, then realized my name was taken in vain two days ago

So

There once was a nurse named Ray
Who used to fight fires as play
til he read of Fibonacci
and peak silver seemed peachy
now his PMs keep inflation at bay

[Delawhere Jack]

I've been known to post with a snootfull
The next morning I awake, quite ruefull
To my pc I'll rush
Too late my comments to hush?
Should I constrain my opinions to fooz-ball?

[beauanderos]

I've been known to post with a snootfull
The next morning I awake, quite ruefull
To my pc I'll rush
Too late my comments to hush?
Should I constrain my opinions to fooz-ball?

"If you can read this then you are in range here"
And it's evident to me that sign spells danger
So with Delaware Jack
You just better keep track
Of the difference tween live friends and dead strangers

[beauanderos]

An unorthodox cross-dressing priest; Aristobolus
Offered turkey dinners at Thanksgiving that cried "Gobble us"
He continued in this service
Till He actually grew nervous
That the spike heels he wore "might just hobble us"

[beauanderos]

Austin wasn't really a grump, thanks
It's just that an undeserved bump ranks
So when they told Chief "no more"
"I'll get even," he swore
"I'll turn them into one of my dump banks"