incredibly enticing precious metals deals! Ok, so I managed to save up my six months of ready cash for emergencies... and
then the rascal offers a bunch of rolls of proof 90%... and, dammit, my will power crumbled!

So there goes a significant portion of my savings.
Then he offers fifteen gold Maple 1/10 oz at another mouth-watering price...

I am tormented! Buy or not? Will gold really be worth $64,000 an ounce sometime in our lifetime? 1/10's would be the way to go
As shakespeare once said
To buy, or not to buy... that is the question.
Damn you, Chris!

p.s. I managed to wriggle off the hook... someone else succombed to temptation.

