Economist wrote:Morsecode,
I think I'm with you here, but what exactly are stages I and III, etc.?
Stage I: "...you want what? Do you have an account here?"
Stage II: "(smiling)...Thursdays we usually have a lot of pennies"
Stage III: reread the orig. post
Stage IV: (very rare) tellers call or text you with buy-it-now offers
Stage V: married to a bank VP (this one's theoretical, not likely)
