Doctor Steuss wrote:... when more money leaves your bank account in the form of pennies than all other denominations and purchases combined.
... when the Branch Manager has your phone number memorized.
... when you think you’re witty making puns about having "cents/sense.”
... when you have all major die varieties of pennies minted in the last 100 years memorized.
You are quite a good-natured guy to be able to share humor like that after you have been burgaled. Thanks for showing us all a good example.