APMEX suspends sales 'til after Asia opens tonight

[beauanderos]

i dont care about says, i like Tyler Durden over at Zero Hedge, i'd bet he'd be a hoot to hang out with...speaking of which, i think he intimated that he was staying in the Baltics, Lithathunia to be precise...good heavens, i've been all over the globe, but gee golly,...sink or swim, give me the good old USA over any furreign country anyday...even Switzerland, where they got their poopoo together...Tyler's way cool though....

"Tyler" is about sixty different contributors to that site, with vast and varied backgrounds and experience. Boy, talk about multiple personality disorder!!!

Dammit Ray, can you pay attention?

We are talking about scotch here!

Oh, Eric... you can be such a big baby at times Here... stick your thumb in your mouth (or other orifice) and watch this and leave an old man alone.

okay, so I was wrong. From Wikipedia...
Zero Hedge was founded in January 2009.[1] Posts are signed "Tyler Durden," a character in the Chuck Palahniuk book and movie Fight Club,[2] reflecting the blog's activist posture.[1] Despite speculation that "Tyler Durden" is a pseudonym of Daniel Ivandjiiski,[2][3] Ivandjiiski denies being a founder of Zero Hedge. Rather, he says he is one of several writers contributing to the site under the pseudonym.[4] In an interview, "Durden" said there were four contributors to Zero Hedge[1] but another contributor says there are up to 40.[note 1][2] Contributors have experience in various areas of finance and operations, differing from journalists who become experts about finance as they write about it, but have no practical work experience in the sector.[1] The blog is anonymous to protect the contributors from retaliation for dissident speech.[1] Durden maintains this protects its integrity, objectivity and independence, as well. Durden cites the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and a 1995 U.S. Supreme Court case, McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission,[1] which upheld anonymity as a right of free speech.[5][note 2]

[Corsair]

Rule 1 about trying to identify Tyler Durden:

Do not try to identify Tyler Durden.

[neilgin1]

Dewrade is a bubba keg filled with ice, then one can of Mountain dew, topped off with Orange gatorade. This is of course after morning (0400-0500) coffee and a light breakfast, and when you start chores. Kill that off, if you still feel the need for more caffeine, make another, but as the day goes on, lay off the Dew, and go to a gatorade and ice mix. About after midday, get out of your jeans, make sure there isnt any tools or stuff in your shorts or shirt pockets, and get your garden hose and soak yourself, get rid of that dam air conditioning. then as you near finish of chores, make the last Bubba keg, just well water and ice...pour yourself a nice shot of caribean rum, i prefer Mount Gay Silver, or Myers Dark or even Conquering Lion (hard to get) and get two industrial size tranquilizers, wash them down with the rum, chase that with the ice water, your day is done, have fun.

hey, the days may be dark, but that doesnt mean we have to be on edge ALL THE TIME, does it? shoot, walk this thing out with some style, i say...and if i may say this, (no offense to anyone) but pouring anything into hard liqour, ie "mixed drinks" is for women, men drink their liquor straight, and there's nothing WRONG with pouring it atop of a pair of tranks....just two though, it gives a fellow that, "i dont give a damn what happens next" wibbly feeling, which can be used for profit in many a situation, trust me, i been there....and that might include burning down backroad meth labs..or as Hunter Thompson once wrote: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro".

pearls of wisdom. (lmao)

[neilgin1]

Rule 1 about trying to identify Tyler Durden:

Do not try to identify Tyler Durden.

THIS i did not know..its TRUE, you DO learn something new everyday..i thought it was one guy...for real.

but i do like that website, coz i like freaks and rebels that ARE authentic...no matter how messy, give me authentic anyday of the week, or simply put in Animal House terms, where do you wanna live, the "Omega" house...or with the "Deltas"?

"sorry"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvR6d08L3nc

[Rodebaugh]

i say...and if i may say this, (no offense to anyone) but pouring anything into hard liqour, ie "mixed drinks" is for women, men drink their liquor straight.

Now just hold it right there bub......Nothing girlie about a bit of Jack added as welcomed spice to an evening’s Coca-Cola.

However, Ray's Purchase of Hard Lemonade razz-matazle glorious grape or whatever is somewhat in question. Of course after a 16 hour shift one is bound to make poor beverage selections.

[Corsair]

i say...and if i may say this, (no offense to anyone) but pouring anything into hard liqour, ie "mixed drinks" is for women, men drink their liquor straight.

Now just hold it right there bub......Nothing girlie about a bit of Jack added as welcomed spice to an evening’s Coca-Cola.

However, Ray's Purchase of Hard Lemonade razz-matazle glorious grape or whatever is somewhat in question. Of course after a 16 hour shift one is bound to make poor beverage selections.

Haven't laughed that hard on the forum in a while. Thank you, Doc.

[neilgin1]

i say...and if i may say this, (no offense to anyone) but pouring anything into hard liqour, ie "mixed drinks" is for women, men drink their liquor straight.

Now just hold it right there bub......Nothing girlie about a bit of Jack added as welcomed spice to an evening’s Coca-Cola.

However, Ray's Purchase of Hard Lemonade razz-matazle glorious grape or whatever is somewhat in question. Of course after a 16 hour shift one is bound to make poor beverage selections.

i know, i know..thats why i prefaced the whole savage rant with "no offense to anyone"....right or wrong, its just my opinion, or taste, or worldview..much the same i cant even bear Jack...too many evenings gone bad bad wrong, with old Jack as the backdrop, terrible insanity and violence, emergency rooms, broken windows, blood, screaming, crys of 'i'm sorry, i dont know what i just did', and that damn square bottle with that black label, sitting like some gargoyle, perched...oh the horror.

sorry, you say tomatoe......

[neilgin1]

I'm hoping it's a Scotch recipe. Although I drink it neat. There would be nothing better than mixing Dewars and chainsaws on a hot summer day.

Talk about a thread hijacking!

no no no!! total sobriety when operating a chainsaw, that is SOP number hanna, number one!....either dropping trees, or limbing them, or biscuiting them up, total sobriety is REQUIRED, violation of said Standard Operating Procedure will result in a an azz beating.

now the splitter, there's a bit more latitude, as all you have to do is gas her up, fit the biscuits in the rail and pull the lever, so ...yeh, splitter work, one can be a bit twisted...perfectly alright, though swaying and bobbling, or half lidded eyes, and you might be told to "just stand and watch".

there has to rules, or all you have is disorder. come on. I know they messed you up in the Air Force, but you can be fixed.

[68Camaro]

All y'all should go together and become a comedy act....

[beauanderos]

i say...and if i may say this, (no offense to anyone) but pouring anything into hard liqour, ie "mixed drinks" is for women, men drink their liquor straight.

Now just hold it right there bub......Nothing girlie about a bit of Jack added as welcomed spice to an evening’s Coca-Cola.

However, Ray's Purchase of Hard Lemonade razz-matazle glorious grape or whatever is somewhat in question. Of course after a 16 hour shift one is bound to make poor beverage selections.

et tu, Brute? Now I've gotta watch my back from WV as well as AZ? Fine... live by the sword, die by the sword

[Kurr]

I can't drink nothin anymore except Wild Turkey "101" or a premium version i.e. Rare Breed etc.

Jack, Jim, even my once beloved Crown, just tastes "watery" and I can't hack it.

I want it 32 degrees or colder, in an ice cold glass, or from the frozen bottle, and I want no pollutants in it like "ice" to interupt that wonderful, smooth, warm, honey filled mule kick to the gut.

on RARE occasion I canbe persuaded to drink something else, but if you want me to enjoy it, it better be "glenn" something.

I have most of my holding in $$$ right now, can't decide gold or silver, can't figure if the market's going to boom or 2008 all over again. Market is just getting going, they are closing the lock bar on the roller coaster seats, I have this ball of something sitting in my stomach, It might be a good time to start inducing that ""i dont give a damn what happens next" wibbly feeling" niel speaks of till either I or the market stabilizes.

[Sheikh_yer_Bu'Tay]

What's Dewrade?

Sounds like something I should know by now.

I think I remember it as Mountain Dew and Gatorade in a Bubba keg?

Lets see if I'm right haha

Thats what I have it down as.

I remember that thread! That's the recipe.

Someone also suggested you add whiskey, then you will dance the tango and foxtrot! Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!

[neilgin1]

I can't drink nothin anymore except Wild Turkey "101" or a premium version i.e. Rare Breed etc.

Jack, Jim, even my once beloved Crown, just tastes "watery" and I can't hack it.

I want it 32 degrees or colder, in an ice cold glass, or from the frozen bottle, and I want no pollutants in it like "ice" to interupt that wonderful, smooth, warm, honey filled mule kick to the gut.

on RARE occasion I canbe persuaded to drink something else, but if you want me to enjoy it, it better be "glenn" something.

I have most of my holding in $$$ right now, can't decide gold or silver, can't figure if the market's going to boom or 2008 all over again. Market is just getting going, they are closing the lock bar on the roller coaster seats, I have this ball of something sitting in my stomach, It might be a good time to start inducing that ""i dont give a damn what happens next" wibbly feeling" niel speaks of till either I or the market stabilizes.

indeed.

may i make a suggestion?...i agree, we DONT know if we get an 08 slam, or a hard money hyperspike, i think in silver, so '08 slam to possibly $10, or a hyperspike to somewhere between 75 to 125.

so why not do 50% NOW, and maintain 50% should we crater.

if silver does crater, its going to be a margin deal short lived,and we take out $50 like it wasnt even there.

Dow down 1,000 to 3,000, maybe it happens in a day or takes the week, SnP definitely takes out 1000.00, and winds up closer to 800.00 than 900.00...AND if Geithener is fired or "resigns"...bad as he is, this will really nail the markets, as it shows how rudderless the whole thing is........AND if Germany "lets" Italy fail..."Italy" will be the Lehman moment of 2011.....just my read....

oh btw......if want THE Scotch...Lagavulin, makes Glen anything seem like nothing...real charcoal in that bad boy...its good.

[hobo finds]

http://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/

[Oakair]

Look at the gold open!

http://www.kitco.com/charts/livegold.html